Do you think PETA would protest?
New York, New York – This happens in many parts of the world: PETA freaks people protesting outside of fur stores. Now, I’m not about fur either, but I’m just thinking…shouldn’t they stand outside of Wolfgang’s Streakhouse or perhaps they could go straight to the slaughterhouse or even the farm! It just seems like they’re missing the boat on saving animal lives by jumping in so far down the manufacturing chain. Eh, just an opinion.
Anyway, this thought popped into my head as I saw this guy walking down 5th avenue last week. From a distance I thought this guy was walking with a lumpy sweatshirt or scarf on his shoulders. But it was too warm for either of those things, so I took a double take. What do you think it is from behind?
And the big reveal – it’s a cat! Yes, that’s right. It was moving and meowing and all. A live cat just hanging out while this guy was walking briskly down 5th ave. So, PETA, is this a violation? I mean, the kitty was definitely still alive. Btw, what is wrong with people??
first: My cat used to do that. he purred happily away on my shoulders. Second: PETA can’t complain, if you have cats you know cats only do what they want to, whether you like it or not. third: for all we know the cat is exercising mind-control over the poor bastard, and plotting world domination. And finally, to quote a Terry Pratchett book, where this happened: “I believe in beauty without cruelty” (Maskerade) (they can’t sue me now, right?)
Yeah! What’s wrong with people nowadays?